Depends if the tree is drunk
— bbj · May 22, 03:50 PM · #
WTF??
— charles · May 23, 03:08 AM · #
I would go with arborsexual assault, but not rape.
Just as grabbing a person and hugging him/her is clearly sexual assault, but not what is commonly considered to be rape (socially and—generally—legally).
So arborsexual assault, definitely.
Grabbing an unwilling bush, on the other hand….
— Seth · Jun 6, 01:05 PM · #
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Depends if the tree is drunk
— bbj · May 22, 03:50 PM · #
WTF??
— charles · May 23, 03:08 AM · #
I would go with arborsexual assault, but not rape.
Just as grabbing a person and hugging him/her is clearly sexual assault, but not what is commonly considered to be rape (socially and—generally—legally).
So arborsexual assault, definitely.
Grabbing an unwilling bush, on the other hand….
— Seth · Jun 6, 01:05 PM · #