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haha, I wouldn’t risk it!

— craigdaivd · May 4, 05:32 PM · #

I’d pee into it at a distance.

— Teros · May 31, 04:39 PM · #

You’d pee into it at a distance? Do you realize that the electrical charge would travel through your urine stream to your body no matter what distance you’re at? You sir have failed basic science.

— Miranda · May 31, 09:32 PM · #

I believe Teros was referring to the fact a stream would break up into droplets before reaching the urinal, offering no conducting path to his dingaling. You madam have failed being a smartass.

— BoSelecta · Jun 1, 12:39 AM · #

lol ye — what the above poster said. Miranda got owned big lol xD. i lolled.

— marcusklaas · Jun 1, 02:58 AM · #

I disagree. I doubt Teros has any idea what he is on about – judging by comments on similar pages. I did not “lol”. “Lolling” is for lazy people.

— Latex Santa · Jun 1, 04:39 AM · #

The trouble with Miranda, and MOST women, is that they rarely see their pee, so they don’t know it breaks up into little droplets.

— PEDant · Jun 1, 05:02 AM · #

Why don’t you just pee from a distance while squeezing your dick at quick intervals, effectively breaking up the stream into several spurts? Hell, I do that just for the fun of it.

— Ronald · Jun 1, 05:09 AM · #

Thanks for that Ronald McDonald
¬_¬;

— Incognito · Jun 1, 05:35 AM · #

i love these sorts of threads….

— - · Jun 1, 07:13 AM · #

A pee stream won’t transmit electricity unless you’re very close to the source. Mythbusters has several shows about this…

— Julien · Jun 2, 08:28 AM · #

LOLOL ^ i love this thread

— ken wang · Jun 2, 06:51 PM · #

i am a regular on mythbusters and i can tell you from experience that being pissed on gives me a buzz
and no you wont it on any of their episodes, but for a small fee i can send you your own personal dvd to watch

— buster · Jun 2, 08:57 PM · #

ha ha.. wouldn’t risk it

— Boob Biter · Jun 3, 04:02 AM · #

erm, anyone other than me notice that the sewage system is a bit…well, missing? :P

— Person · Jun 3, 04:42 AM · #

Yeah… there’s no pipe coming out the bottom.

Cut out the middleman and avoid the slight danger of electrocution – just piss on the floor.

— Matt · Jun 3, 07:03 AM · #

Miranda that’s GOT to make you feel an ass no?

— LaughedAtMiranda · Jun 5, 07:08 PM · #

i doesnt matter about the pipe it is a joke, and no matter what peeing on high voltage is stupid have you ever peed on an electric fence hurts no matter how far away you are

— stealth · Jun 6, 06:13 PM · #

Didn’t Ren whiz on the electric fence and get zapped? Besides, electricity can jump from one puddle to another so it is likely that it can do the same with droplets. That being said, electricity takes the path of least resistance. So long as you’re not holding onto anything metal or otherwise conductive you’ll be fine.

— Cox · Jun 8, 10:03 PM · #

haha this actually happened to me once…..

i was having a pee outside and i saw a fence and all of a sudden i got zapped and flew like 3 meters lol

my cock was useless for a week but yea… it got better and i’m very active lmao

— ElectricEater · Jun 10, 11:03 AM · #

I’d do what most of us guys do, piss on the floor around the urinal

— Chris · Jun 12, 03:52 AM · #

All of you with stories about peeing on an electric fence and getting shocked are liars. It does not happen. Yes, I have personally tested it as well as having seen it on Mythbusters.

Miranda, you are an idiot. Don’t post on any more of these, you just look stupid.

— Jim Smith · Jun 18, 05:01 PM · #

use you eyes yanks

— BOOFHEAD · Jun 20, 03:57 AM · #

instead of elaborate morse code peeing simulations, how about this. The toilet is OUTSIDE, just take one step left or right.

— brad · Jun 20, 04:38 AM · #

i can say from first hand experience that pee’ing on an electric fence does cause SIGNIFICANT discomfort,Jim Smith i suggest you revaluate your conclusions,ie. was the fence on before you pee’d on it??

— coop · Jun 26, 07:17 AM · #

Miranda,

I say we let him pee in the urinal. Maybe we’ll get lucky and he won’t be able to reproduce.

— Nessa · Jun 26, 06:23 PM · #

i’d just pee on the floor in front of it. its where it’d end up anyway.

— dude · Jun 28, 08:43 PM · #

actually urine comes out as “droplets” not a “stream” so he may have failed basic science but so have you

— etbfgd · Jul 6, 09:41 AM · #