BAD ROMANCE Spoof (VID)
Category Funny Celebrity, Comment [6]
A man in Alicante, Spain set his girlfriend on fire following an heated argument. The couple, who were squatting in an abandoned house and living in abject poverty, got into a huge fight, after which the man suggested he make amends by offering his girlfriend a massage. He doused her genitals in alcohol to “facilitate the massage” and then promptly set fire to her vagina and lower abdomen. The woman put out the flames, attempted to dress the wounds as best she could, then endured the burns for two days before she could no longer stand it and went to a local hospital.
Once there, she told doctors and authorities her story and her boyfriend was quickly found, apprehended and arrested. Turns out, super surprisingly, that he had a long rap sheet for theft, sexual assault and “crimes against public health.” And they say all the good ones are taken.

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oohh nooes ma vagannaass
— ohh · Jul 17, 03:11 AM · #
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll burn your cunt down!
— The Central Scrutinizer · Sep 17, 07:00 AM · #
Heated argument-no pun intended. rofl
— Ekko · Jan 9, 06:31 PM · #