If 'The Happening' Was 10X Shorter and 100X More Honest
cracked.com — The writer who brought you an abridged version of the screenplay for Oscar winner Juno brings you a script for whatever the opposite of an Oscar winner is, M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.
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