WTF! High Heels For Babies Hit The Market...

Are you a woman with an unhealthy shoe fetish AND a baby daughter? Do you plop her down in front of Sex and the City re-runs instead of Baby Einstein videos? Is her ability to walk in high heels every bit as important to you as her ability to walk? Would you like her first steps to be taken in a tiny pair of hot pink high-heeled stilettos favored by strippers and porn stars? And most importantly, are you a total f*cking lunatic with no healthy grasp on reality? Then these high heels for babies are JUST what you’ve been waiting for!

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1. Future prosta-tots of America in the making……….

   — VictoriaSparda · Sep 11, 05:47 PM · #

2. They’ll probably walk like Herman Munster when they are older. Sad!

   — Nam E · Sep 13, 04:14 AM · #

3. They look disgusting. They’re probably not machine-washable either. Yet another ridiculously impractical thing women are expected to get for children who won’t remember them.

   — Leafdancer · Sep 25, 06:23 AM · #

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