My mom said I could

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Baahahahahah ….. Awesome!

— ui · Jun 6, 03:09 PM · #

ROFL Nice

— Defilar · Jun 7, 03:17 AM · #

i laughed all the way to the beer fridge

— E-man · Jun 8, 08:35 PM · #

first

— second · Jun 8, 08:57 PM · #

She was getting nailed and was yelling out “yes, yes” so the kid heard and thought she was saying yes to all his questions….lol thats a good one.

— cookiegrubber · Jun 24, 07:45 PM · #

This joke has been done a number of times, but its always great, and sadly probably true in a number of cases.

— Debbie · Jun 25, 05:23 AM · #

I love it when people feel the need to explain the joke before saying it’s a good joke. :)

OUI OUI OUI

— Bob · Jun 25, 09:52 PM · #

I would feel bad for that kid.. That means his mom is making sexy-time all the time

— whosdaddy · Jul 3, 01:22 PM · #

LOL, your moms an idiot. Sorry kid.

JT
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— James Dean · Jul 3, 04:59 PM · #

cookiegrubber — wait, I don’t get it. how did the mom know her son was asking a question if he didn’t knock? do you think the boy ever gets to see his mom? what if she turns back on her word later on? please help us out.

— CookiegrubberFan · Jul 3, 07:49 PM · #

I don’t get the joke at all.

— Someone stole my cookies · Jul 3, 08:13 PM · #

Lame and what kind of a mother hides in the bathroom and leaves a kid that age to manage by himself?

— Alex · Jul 3, 08:51 PM · #

Its a joke, to promote condoms! get with it.

— alexisamoron · Jul 3, 10:42 PM · #

Kid looks weirdly like Tom Jane.

— emordino · Jul 3, 10:59 PM · #

I love the look on the kid’s face when he saws through the chair of his teacher.

— Peter Odding · Jul 4, 03:10 AM · #

Thanks for explaining cookiegrubber. Without you I would have never had this joyful experience.

— Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? · Jul 4, 04:31 AM · #

Boring…

— erp · Jul 4, 05:48 AM · #

How come the ad text is in English and the spoken word is in French?

— Ross · Jul 4, 06:12 AM · #

Hilarious!

— jjsb64 · Jul 4, 06:25 AM · #

@18:

They’re subtitles added by someone who speaks english so we could understand it. They wouldn’t really help us if they were in french, would they?

— time · Jul 4, 08:45 AM · #

Oh man… it rocks!!! Man! I couldnot even imagine the last scene before ….

“Yes! Yes! Yes!”

— Soda · Jul 4, 08:49 AM · #

lmao French women are horny bastards! You have NO idea!!!! Trust me on this, if u get to go to Cuba or Dominican or anywhere in an island, go for the French women – they are NON-STOP action! lmao no wonder the kid’s getting everything

— cide · Jul 6, 07:50 AM · #

Maybe if we had amusing and memorable condom ads in the USA we wouldn’t still have a teen pregnancy problem. I doubt this one is as effective as the one where the kid pitches a fit over candy in the store, but it is certainly memorable.

— B-girl · Jul 6, 01:40 PM · #

HA!

— your mom in bed in france · Jul 8, 03:28 PM · #

lol! love it!

— asura · Aug 6, 11:40 AM · #

This looks shopped, the pixels are all wrong. look at the shading on the chainsaw.

— Anon · Sep 1, 10:25 AM · #

@20: I think 18 was talking about the originals texts at the end.
@18: It’s probably because writing ads in english is fashionable in France.
(And recently, even simples words are re-subtitled in French, becomming even more ridiculous…)

@22: It’s like everywhere: it depends. Abruti.

(ps: excuse me for my poor english)

— Tukie · Sep 2, 06:12 AM · #

@26: You rock. I agree.

— XKCD · Sep 2, 01:29 PM · #

That was classic.

— activateyourlife · Sep 2, 02:26 PM · #

It’s funny whether it’s “shopped ur not

— wrrocky · Sep 5, 07:48 AM · #

The chainsaw? The chair was obviously all wrong, not the chainsaw. But, I agree, the pixels are really messed up. What is this crap?

— Anon 2 · Sep 6, 06:21 PM · #

who gives a shit about the pixels? NERDS!!.. lol.. its f*ckin hillarious! i loved it.. I almost wish my parents did that so I could do everything… hmmm….

— cassass · Sep 7, 07:19 AM · #

Oh my gosh, the pixels are all over the place, definitely shopped.

— SHOPPED · Sep 8, 08:19 PM · #