Redneck fire alarm

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hahaha hilarious

— armand · Sep 24, 11:33 PM · #

Hmm if your house was on fire and you could only take one thing what would it be? Hmm i would have to say it would be my freshly popped jiffy pop popcorn its delicous!

— Jim Davis · Sep 25, 12:04 AM · #

LMAO @ Jim Davis…

Agreed, But I hope It’s Movie Theather Fresh.. Unfortunatley you won’t have a TV to Watch Your Favorite Movie… :)

— hero · Sep 25, 01:38 AM · #

What an amazing idea. No only does it not need any electrical power, it is green, recyclable and renewable.

— Danny · Sep 25, 05:46 AM · #

Yeah, but for the thing s to pop it would require enough heat for you to have noticed already…

— Tan · Sep 26, 11:14 AM · #

damn it tan you ruined it im pretty sure that everybody here knows that this is completely impractical but you had to come and be all serious it was just a joke

— sebas · Sep 27, 12:25 PM · #

hero, why the incessant capitalization? one would think it would beat the alternative, but i guess not.

— e e cummings · Oct 4, 10:54 AM · #

i wonder if it would burn?

— william · Oct 22, 09:15 AM · #

haha i sure would’nt wake up to the smell of popcorn

— nnamdi · Oct 22, 09:16 AM · #

HEEEEEE FUCKITYDOO DA BITCH PENIS FACE DICK HA HA HA i think the popcorn would pop on my dick ha ha ha ha does your dick hang low does it wobble to and fro can you tie it in a knot can you tie itin a bow…

— Chlajoey · May 3, 12:31 PM · #