Detention Report

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Fucking epic.

— poop · May 5, 04:18 PM · #

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— CODY · May 5, 04:41 PM · #

Who gives Superman a detention?

— matt · May 5, 04:54 PM · #

if her were my son, I would be so proud.

— Lomax Lamat · May 5, 06:21 PM · #

Lomax is my daughter and I’m not proud.

— blah blah · May 5, 06:44 PM · #

Ms Eisland – Age 10

Btw, THIS IS AS OLD AS THE FUCKING INTERNET

— bah · May 5, 07:02 PM · #

The internet is only 3 years old? Wow. Epic fail, and I don’t usually use that bullshit geek speak, but wow.

— Sean · May 5, 09:52 PM · #

If he was deducted -10 character points, surely that means he gained character points…

— Sean · May 6, 12:27 AM · #

FUCK YA!!!!

— Mike · May 6, 03:25 AM · #

This guy is totally FTW. If someone did that in one of my classes I would give them a standing ovation.

— ^-^ · May 6, 05:03 PM · #

Damn, he should gain 10 character points!

— Skizz · May 7, 08:41 PM · #

Superman – the ultimate in propaganda for the advertising and American mind controlling vulture capitalist – who saves victims of societal inequalities and evil, replaces good policing, fair courts, fair marketplaces and decent people with good motives, the bums justify his existence and in converse sort of way are needed too so we can have this false, imaginary hero! Why doesn’t he give out bags of food to the poor, paid with oil companies profits? The kid should be reprimanded for soft-headed worship of non-existent imaginary figures, and made to read Carl Marx or Gandhi for enlightenment and de-briefing! We are so goddamn brain-washed! so easy to fool! and so sold out to the Asians! Even the Corvette boys are in denial and stunned disbelief – their idol besmirched by GM itself! and no longer produced! What to do! what to do! and not a Chrysler in sight to cry on! Oh! Fvck! gimme a joint, fast! I can’t take it anymore!

— Uncle B · May 8, 06:00 AM · #

That’s shopped, I’ve seen many so I can tell from the pixels.

— Anonymous · May 9, 08:10 AM · #

Too bad the kid probably stole some detention slips and wrote this himself.. I wouldn’t want my kid going to a school where the teacher’s handwriting looks like THAT!

— Casey · May 9, 05:22 PM · #

Why would you photo shop something you can just write out? I hate people who think everything is shopped.

— Lauren · May 10, 06:16 PM · #

i dont think its not real.

i bet the bitch teacher was too lazy to write it out so she had him do the entire thing and then just signed it.

im a problem kid. i would know.

— eyiahsdgihadsg · May 10, 07:28 PM · #

haha number 12 is hilarious

— Aunt B · May 11, 10:29 AM · #

Its Obviously fake like some little kid wrote it.

— stangrage · May 11, 11:46 PM · #

Socialism is the answer #12? Fucktard. Kids don’t do drugs like #12. Gandhi and jesus were masochists. And look at all the hippie communes that are thriving. Socialist propaganda bullshit is the same as capitalist propaganda bullshit.

— #12 is on drugs · May 20, 03:19 PM · #

19 dont be such a dick. drugs help kids. if i didnt smoke weed i would have killed at least a dozen douchebags like yourself by now. and about the picture; obviously some 10 year old wrote that, what kind of teacher signs her name and then spells it out? either written by a 10 year old or it’s some school for retarded kids to be taught by retarded teachers. fucking assholes

— #20 · May 20, 03:56 PM · #