What 'Not' To Get Your Mom For Mother's Day...

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1. And businesses think that the less they can pay their employee, the better. That was either a sutle barb against an employer or done by someone so dazed by dull work and unmotivated by low wages that they would stare blankly past it after outting it up.

   — daniel · May 2, 11:11 PM · #

2. subtle. It’s spelled subtle. You see it has a silent ‘b’.

   — dude · May 3, 03:41 AM · #

3. Douchebag. It’s spelt douchebag. You see the ‘che’ is pronounced ‘sh’.

   — gg_r · May 3, 05:51 AM · #

4. except dude didn’t use the word douchebag, while daniel did use the word subtle. Douchebag

   — el_capitan · May 3, 07:54 AM · #

5. …also “spelled” is spelled “S-P-E-L-L-E-D, not “spelt”.

   — bro · May 3, 07:59 AM · #

6. gg_r was obviously referring to the type of wheat.

   — chick · May 3, 09:37 AM · #

7. Actually, spelt is a real word and was used correctly in this instance.

   And frankly, I think my mom could use some of those. Might curb the fits of rage.

   — addingtoidiocy · May 3, 09:39 AM · #

8. Figured I’d look it up for people too lazy to do so:

   spell 1 Audio Help (spěl) Pronunciation Key
   v. spelled or SPELT (spělt), spell·ing, spells

   v. tr.

   1. To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).

   — addingtoidiocy · May 3, 09:42 AM · #

9. Ok, y’all are ridiculous!

   — craigdaivd · May 3, 11:30 AM · #

10. Condoms for mothers day is totally fitting. They’re for your mom. She likes ribbed unlubed.

    — wonkostevenson · May 3, 01:16 PM · #

11. Hey, that is probably what mom wants anyway. She just pretends to like the flowers.

    But since it’s mom’s special day shouldn’t it be a dental dam? Or at least a tongue exerciser for dad?

    — what dad was going to give her anyway · May 3, 11:29 PM · #

12. Incest anyone. LoL

    — JAB_au · May 4, 12:19 AM · #

13. Knowing my mother she’d be upset with this. Everyone know she likes to go bareback.

    — Drood · May 4, 05:27 PM · #